Necessary Items
-Plastic Spoon

My friend Dave discovered this nifty way of killing himself, simply because he was out of knives! He will be the one demonstrating this method.

STEP 1 : Put the spoon against your wrist and make repetitive slicing movements, until you pierce the skin and bleed to death.

If that doesn't work, try a more vulnerable part of your body, such as your neck. Be patient, it takes time. Also, make sure the cut is big enough so that your body can not form a clot to stop the blood flow.